What Men Want to Hear

What men want to hear... (India Times Women)

I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle. I don't think I'll ever change it again.

It's only the third quarter... you should order a couple more pitchers.

Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

I liked that wedding even more than ours.

Your ex-girlfriend has class.

Bar food again? Wow!

While you were in the bathroom, I kept your coat in the cupboard. Just check the pockets once!

I didn't get time to remove/see your wallet.

The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

women.indiatimes.com

What Women Love to Hear

Top 10: Things Women Love To Hear (Andy Levy-Ajzenkopf)

10. "How was your day?"

9. "I can't believe how sexy you look!"

8. "How do you feel about [anything]?"

7. "You're prettier than your girlfriends."

6. "You're really smart."

5. "You're great in bed."

4. "I want to spend my life with you."

3. "You're my best friend."

2. "You'll make a great mother."

1. "You make my life complete."

25 Things Women Want to Hear:

1. Gee, Sweetheart, let's skip dinner tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is you.

2. Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

3. Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

4. Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.

5. What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

6. How about I give you a nice massage and foot rub. I really don't like sex that much anyway. (Huh?? - ^v^)

7. You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

8. What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets to either the Super Bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

9. Be careful Darling... don't let it go too far down your throat.

10. Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.

11. While you're up Sweetheart, can you get me a glass of water. I think I've had enough beer.

12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.

13. There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?

14. Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

15. I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

16. You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.

17. Look at that... disgusting. Why would she wear a short skirt like that with no panties?

18. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

19. My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

20. If the guys call and want me to go to that new strip club with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

21. You know Sweetheart, I'm really glad you don't like doing all those dirty things they write about in those stupid sex advice columns.

22. Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.

23. If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

24. You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.

25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.

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