What Men Want to Hear

What men want to hear... (India Times Women)

I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle. I don't think I'll ever change it again.

It's only the third quarter... you should order a couple more pitchers.

Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

I liked that wedding even more than ours.

Your ex-girlfriend has class.

Bar food again? Wow!

While you were in the bathroom, I kept your coat in the cupboard. Just check the pockets once!

I didn't get time to remove/see your wallet.

The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

women.indiatimes.com